Classic East Coast Vintage Wash T-Shirt — "I Should Just Rob a Bank" Lyric Tee

The Story
Inspired by that Clash lyric and a lifetime of hearing someone say, “man, I should just rob a bank.” It’s not about crime. It’s about getting what you deserve without stepping on anybody along the way. Classic East Coast attitude. Soft vintage wash. The shirt you’ll reach for without thinking.

There’s a worn-in rightness to this garment that feels like an old neighborhood anthem — a shirt with East Coast grit and quiet confidence. The soft vintage wash settles into the fabric like a memory; you’ll reach for it on slow mornings, long drives, and nights when you want to lean into attitude without shouting. The fit is relaxed and substantial, draping like a familiar companion while the garment-dyed finish gives each tee subtle, lived-in color depth. It carries presence without pretense — honest, durable, and made to be lived in.

Product features

• 100% ring-spun US cotton, heavyweight (6.1 oz) for durable comfort
• Garment-dyed after construction for soft, vintage wash and color depth
• Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk, tubular knit (no side seams) for clean lines
• Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for long-lasting wear
• Available S–4XL in 58 colors; made in Honduras

Care instructions

• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry: low heat
• Iron, steam or dry: low heat
• Do not dryclean